This Land is My Land – Kerry vs Bush

Whether you’re a left wing wiener or a right wing nutjob, if you’ve been following the US presidential campaign, you’ll be sure to laugh out loud when watching the This Land is My Land flash animation poke fun at John Kerry and GW Bush. This cartoon has become so popular because unlike most political cartoons it pokes fun at the weaknesses of both sides so it cant be labelled lefty propaganda or right wing disinformation.

Heres a transcript for people who don’t have flash … but note that some lines don’t make sense without their corresponding cartoon image.

Bush
This land is your land
this land is my land
I’m a Texas Tiger
You’re a liberal wiener
I’m a great crusader
You’re a herman munster
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry
This land is your land
this land is my land
I’m an intellectual
You’re a stupid dumbass
I’m a purple heart winner
And yes it’s true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me

Bush
You have more waffles
Than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops
I offer tax-breaks
You’re a UN pussy
And yes it’s true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry
You can’t say nuclear
That really scares me
Sometimes a brain can
Come in quite handy
But it’s not going to help you
Because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me

Bush
You’re a liberal sissy
Kerry
You’re a right-wing nutjob
Bush
You’re a pinko commie
Kerry
You’re dumb as a doorknob
Bush
Hey, you got that Botox
Kerry
But I still won three purple hearts
Both:
This land will surely vote for me

Native American Man:
This land was my land
Voices in Background:
But now it’s our land
Schwarzenneger:
From California
Clinton:
To the New York Is… *slap* (spoken) ow, what did I do?
Kerry:
From the liberal wieners
Bush
To the right-wing nutjobs
Kerry:
This land belongs
Bush
This land belongs
Both:
This land belongs to you and me

Bush (spoken):
Oh and Dick Cheney too

One thought on “This Land is My Land – Kerry vs Bush”

  1. Thank you for posting the “This Land” Bush VS Kerry lyrics. It beats having to repeat the movie twenty times or so, and then stalling.

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